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Funny Raksha Bandhan Wishes, Messages And Rakhi Whatsapp Status To Share

Aug 22, 2023Aug 22, 2023

Raksha Bandhan, also known as Rakhi is the Hindu festival that celebrates the bond of love between brothers and sisters on the last day of the lunar Calendar month of Sawan (Shravan). Raksha Bandhan in Sanskrit means ‘bond of protection’ and every year, sisters tie the rakhi which symbolizes the bond of protection on their brothers’ hands. In return, the brothers promise to protect their sisters and be with their side forever.

Raksha Bandhan is celebrated in various ways. Not just siblings but many other people celebrate the day with their loved ones. People who aren’t siblings but share a similar bond also cherish their relationship by tying the rakhi on this day.

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This year, Raksha Bandhan falls on August 30 and 31. According to Drik Panchang, the two dates are because of Bhadra Kaal, during which one should not perform Raksha Bandhan rituals. Therefore, you can tie Rakhi on these two dates. On this day, sisters tie rakhi on the wrist of their brothers and pray for their good health and prosperity. Siblings exchange sweets and gifts, which makes the festival even more exciting for them.

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As Rakhi 2023 is just around the corner, Here we have compiled a number of funny Rakhi wishes, messages, quotes, images, cards and Raksha Bandhan status in English that you can share with your sisters and brothers and celebrate the bond of togetherness. May you all have a Happy Raksha Bandhan!

Here are some funny Raksha Bandhan messages, wishes, images and Rakhi Whatsapp status that you can send to your siblings and make the day special for them:

Motivational Raksha Bandhan Quotes, Wishes, Messages, Images And Rakhi Whatsapp Status To Share Your Siblings

1. To my dear brother, I know you're getting old when I have to remind you about Rakhi! Just kidding—age is just a number. Happy Rakhi 2023!

2. Dear sister, I thought about getting you a gift, but then I realized that annoying you all year round is gift enough, right?

3. Happy Raksha Bandhan to my partner in crime! May our bond of love and laughter continue to grow stronger with each passing year.

4. To my dearest brother, You may be the biggest pain in my life, but I wouldn't have it any other way. I love you!

5. Dear sister, I know I don't always say it, but I love you more than anything in the world. Thank you for always being there for me, even when I didn't deserve it.

6. Happy Raksha Bandhan to my best friend and biggest supporter! I am so grateful to have you in my life.

7. To my brother, You may not always be the easiest person to get along with, but you're my brother and I love you. I hope you have a happy Raksha Bandhan!

8. Dear sister, I know I'm not always the perfect brother, but I love you and I'm always here for you. Happy Raksha Bandhan 2023!

9. The relationship between brothers and sisters is a rainbow of relationships. Happy Raksha Bandhan to my brothers and sisters who make this rainbow a bright one.

10. I am truly blessed to have such amazingly annoying brothers and sisters who made the outside world look so much better to me. Happy Rakhi to all.

11. You always told me that you were more intelligent than me but I always remembered that you were one big fat liar….. So I would agree with what you told me…. Warm wishes on Rakhi to you.

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1. Happy Raksha Bandhan! May your wallet always be full and your siblings always be speechless!

2. On this Rakhi, I promise not to eat all the chocolates before sharing... maybe. Happy Raksha Bandhan!

3. Roses are red, violets are blue, and my wallet's empty, thanks to you! Happy Rakhi, dear sibling!

4. Happy Raksha Bandhan! Here's to another year of pretending to get along and secretly plotting each other's downfall.

5. Dear sibling, you're like a fine wine – you get better with age, and you give me a headache. Happy Rakhi!

6. Happy Rakhi! May our bond be as strong as our Wi-Fi connection – always reliable, even in the most trying times.

7. To my partner in crime, my fellow troublemaker, and the reason behind most of my grey hair – Happy Raksha Bandhan!

8. Wishing you a Raksha Bandhan filled with fewer fights over the remote and more fights over who loves each other more!

9. Happy Rakhi! Let's continue our tradition of swapping gifts that we secretly want for ourselves. It's the thought that counts, right?

10. On this Raksha Bandhan, let's make a pact: I promise to keep your secrets if you promise to keep sharing your snacks. Deal?

11. It is so funny that we would fight all day long but would not stand staying away from each other. Wishing a very Happy Raksha Bandhan to you.

1. I might tease you and annoy you. But, I know that despite all my bad habits you will always be there for me. Blessed to have an understanding brother like you. You are the best. By the way, your gift is still pending! Love you the most! Happy Rakhi 2023!

2. Whenever I look at you, I lose faith in God because if you can happen to me then anything can happen to me…. Cheers to our wonderful bond… Happy Raksha Bandhan 2023!

3. Rakhi is a reminder that you have to thank God and your sister because you have me. Happy Rakhi 2023!

4. You are the most handsome brother I have and I would request a completely new wardrobe this Raksha Bandhan to match up with your level of smartness and looks…. Happy Raksha Bandhan!

5. Those blessed with siblings can only understand the pain of sharing their chocolates, clothes and parents…. Happy Raksha Bandhan to the sister who is the sweetest devilish angel to me.

6. I always wondered why God brought you into my life and then finally I realized that he wanted to add some humor and some trouble to my life…. Wishing you a Happy Raksha Bandhan.

7. Sometimes I think, if you had not been there in my life then there would have been no chili flakes to spice up my life…. Warm wishes on Raksha Bandhan to the cutest sister.

8. Being blessed with a brother is like being blessed with a bodyguard for life who will work for you without any wages…. Wishing all the happiness to my sweetest bodyguard…. Happy Rakhi to you.

9. You always told me that you were more intelligent than me but I always remembered that you were one big fat liar….. So I would agree with what you told me…. Warm wishes on Rakhi to you.

10. Cheers to the bond of love and laughter that we share… I wish I was blessed with more humour to crack more hilarious jokes on you each and every day….. Happy Raksha Badhan to you bhai.

Happy Raksha Bandhan 2023 Wishes Messages, Quotes, Images And Rakhi Whatsapp Status For Sisters

1. The knot of that thread tied to her brother’s hand is a knot of love, care, support, respect, and security. Happy Rakhi!

2. A plate filled with sweets and Rakhi says it’s the time of the year to show your endless love to your siblings. Happy Rakhi 2023!

3. Happy Rakhi from mine to yours, let’s celebrate our childhood journey together and enjoy this beautiful festival!

4. I will always stand by you, no matter how tough the situation might be. Happy Raksha Bandhan!

5. The distances between us might increase with time but the love and special bond you and I share will always grow ever stronger with each passing day. Wishing you a Happy Rakshabandhan!

6. Dear Bhaiya! This Rakshabandhan, I pray to the almighty to make our bond of love and care grow stronger each time I tie this sacred rakhi on your wrist. Happy Rakhi!

7. A bond of love … A bond of togetherness… A sacred thread of protection … An occasion to cherish the life-long relation of care … Happy Rakshabandhan!

8. I may have a lot of friends, but to have you in my life is the best gift of companionship. Thank you! for the fond memories that you have given. To the best brother and best friend. Happy Rakshabandhan!

9. I might tease you and annoy you. But, I know that despite all my bad habits you will always be there for me. Blessed to have an understanding brother like you. You are the best. By the way, your gift is still pending! Love you the most! Happy Rakshabandhan!

10. If God grants me a wish, I will ask him to make you my brother in my next-life. Much love. Happy Rakshabandhan!

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Wish you a Happy Raksha Bandhan 2023!

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